They call me Mister Twister
The lovin' m
Mister Twister
The working girls friend
I'm the smoothest, coolest cat in town
Without her I'm gonna put me down

And if a likes them neat, I'm neat
And if a chick likes 'em sweet, I'm sweet
Whatever you want me to be
Mister Twister, that's me

Neat sweet baby
A woman is like a violin
If played by an ordinary fiddler
Ordinary music
But in the hands of the maestro ah baby
We could make such beautiful music
Together

They call me Mister Twister
A big fat blast
I'm a Mister twister
Get me while I last

When I'm go walking down the street
I get the girls a going with
Tweet tweet tweet

And if a doll wants to dance, I dance
And if a girl wants romance, I'll take a chance
Whatever you want me to be
Mister Twister, that's me

Ah lets dance
Look mum I'm twisting
Look no hands
Now the hard way
Hey baby, get off that chandelier
Are you crazy

They call me Mister Twister
The lovin' m
Mister Twister
The working girls friend
I'm the smoothest, coolest cat in town
Without her I'm gonna put me down

And if a chick likes 'em rough, I'm rough
And if a chick likes 'em tough, I'm tough
Whatever you want me to be
Mister Twister, that's me

Rough, tough
Hey you, I'm in the mood for some smooching
We've got nothing to do for a couple of hours
You know you love me so why not

Do what
Jump Where
What else

But you can't do this to Msister Twister
That's me.

